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- Hello, dear president. As you know, I meet and interview with world leaders just out of curiosity and as the first representative of a new trend of thought! First of all, I would like to thank you for giving me this opportunity. Let's move on to our questions if you want


- Come on!


- Mr. President, what do you think is China's biggest problem? I wanted to start with this question
- The biggest problem of China, I think, is not being able to explain it!


- How so?
- Our language is phonetically and rhythmically devoid of any seriousness compared to imperial languages. When we talk, we feel like making noises like fast petting. Our alphabet is like the efforts and trials of a 3-year-old child to draw door and window! In addition to all of these, the peoples of the West assume that we are alike and for a long time they have overcome the fear that arose by thinking 'if I trade or make friends with a Chinese, how can I find him among 1.5 billion people who are alike? we have overcome. Even the overpopulation is a big problem. So we made it a culture to eat whatever human female can tear and break. But we have some idiots who can't have grasshoppers, bats, and rats for dinner, and they imagine mc donald and they make me very angry. So we have to work hard in every field.


- Mr. President, it was a very detailed answer. Thank you. Who is your most trusted friend?
- Of course money!
- As a state?
- Lesotho!
- Lesotho in south africa?
- Is there any other lesotho?
- Why so?
- Because he can't deal with us even if he wants to!
- The enemy you think needs the most attention?
- Trump!

 

(This is not a real conversation.It is a font for humorous purposes, but contains some truths. You have seen a similar one in my previous two articles: INTERVİEW WİTH TRUMP and INTERVIEW WITH MACRON)


- Why?
- This guy has a lot to do with us. While others are distracting the US public opinion elsewhere, this man is targeting us every once in a while and our very plan has been foiled because of him!
- So you say, the threat is not the US, Trump, is it?
- Exactly! Look! Don't be surprised if one day this man says that I will build a wall around the tiles in the sea and on land, even in the air!


- Dear president! We know that the famous china wall was built to protect Chinese civilization against barbarian tribes, but now this wall is within the borders of China. Does this not show that the china is expansionist?
- No! The Chinese wall has lost its defensive function nowadays, we are now using it for tourist purposes and that's why we pulled it inside our borders!


- How did you do that?
- By moving our borders to the other side of the wall!
- Mr. President, there are those who say you still have an eye beyond your northern borders. is this true?
- Yes! Our border patrols are constantly watching them!


- I mean, Mongolia and the eastern part of the Russian Federation. Especially the autonomous republic of Yakutistan.
- It's not Russian land anyway. That's why we want it to be ours for a while! We are hardly squeezing 1.5 billion people here. There is no place in the streets. It is often unclear who has something with whose thing. Even cameras can't shoot! The nation has a hard time tracing the continuation of the lineage. Could I explain?


- I don't quite understand this, but how do you imagine the land outside you when you have problems with Hongkong and Taiwan, even with Xinjiang, Tibet and inner Mongolia?
- I am afraid that the crowd stuck here one day puts us in a difficult position as the state.
- Do you think the trump could stop the tile or at least slow it down?
- No! We have friends in washington around Trump, they will stop him!


- Mr. President, it is predicted that you will overtake the USA soon. Do you think this is also possible?
- We are doing this by progressing, not by regressing the USA. Is it possible for us not to believe?
- There were those who said that the coronavirus also served this ...
- No! We cannot accept this!


- Why ?
- Because it's a crime!
- Is it a crime for you to admit it? Or is this virus serving your progress?
- Right now you are committing a crime by squeezing a Chinese president, do you realize?
- Mr. President, what is your biggest dream?
- The Chinese wall is in the ural mountains! And the establishment of a strait under our control in the great ocean! Also…

 

 


- Strait in the ocean?
- Yes, guys are thinking about how to make it happen!
- Any other dreams?
- A great war in the world that we are not in ...


- You have very interesting dreams!
- There's more,… our men's penis size doubled overnight at the lowest cost!
- It's even more interesting now. I think let's get away from your dreams and talk a little about fashion.
- Our fashion sense is a little different. Let's not get into it at all. But I want to add something about my dreams. Our dreams are much more oriental than you say oriental!


- That is more true for Middle Eastern cultures. Yours is remote oriental!
- Exactly!
- Mr. President, managing a population of 1.5 billion must be very difficult!
- No! It is not difficult if everyone has adopted the established rules.
- So how does it feel?
- I feel like a Pharaoh!


- There are also pyramids in the northwest of your country, in the autonomous region of Xinjiang! Does their presence in you also support this feeling?
- It could be!
- Do you want to add something else?
- I invite you to take a trip to china. Currently, traveling here is cheap compared to the world. This may be your dream for a few years!
- Is it because China will develop more, or its attractions will no longer be visited?
- go fuck away!

 

 

(This is not a real conversation.It is a font for humorous purposes, but contains some truths. You have seen a similar one in my previous two articles: INTERVİEW WİTH TRUMP and INTERVIEW WITH MACRON)

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